“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
-Frank Zappa
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
-Frank Zappa
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
-George Carlin
“An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about.”
-Austin O’Malley
“Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.”
-Unknown
“All of the best songwriting work I do is when my mind isn’t working at all. I like to watch baseball games with a guitar.”
-Peter Buck