“My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.”
-Groucho Marx
“My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.”
-Groucho Marx
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”
-Benny Hill
“Life is the curse. Sleep is the remission. Death is the cure.”
-Denise Mugford
“When you are in love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.”
-Dr. Seuss